Symphetamine

I laughed so much to this, I love gay people.

nonchalantenigma:

drspencerreid:

fifteenfathoms:silava: holycrapp: rufie: can-be-infinite-: symphetamine:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

This is probably one of the best things I’ve posted, people are still reblogging and it’s been a month lol <3

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    This is probably one of the best things I’ve posted, people are still reblogging and it’s been a month lol

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    Funny, quick-witted flight attendants are the best!

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    Hahahaha! Perfect!

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    thenamesp:asparagus:morganfreeman:fifteenfathoms:silava: holycrapp: rufie: can-be-infinite-: symphetamine:

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    I wish I had such awesome flight attendants hahahahahaha!

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